function basic()
{
quote=Math.round(Math.random()*7);
if (quote==0) {quotation='OLIVIA: Cesario, by the roses of the spring
By maidhood, honour, truth, and everything
I love thee so that, maugre all thy pride
Nor wit nor reason can my passion hide.';}
if (quote==1) {quotation='SIR TOBY: Challenge me the Count\'s youth to fight with him;
hurt him in eleven places my niece shall take note of it...
and, assure thyself, there is no
love-broker in the world can more prevail in
man\'s commendation with woman than report of valour.';}
if (quote==2) {quotation='SEBASTIAN: Why I your purse?
ANTONIO: Haply your eye light upon some toy
You have desire to purchase; and your store,
I think, is not for idle markets, sir.
SEBASTIAN: I\'ll be your purse-bearer, and leave your for an hour.';}
if (quote==3) {quotation='OLIVIA: Smil\'st thou? I sent for thee upon a sad occasion.
MALVOLIO: Sad, lady? I could be sad; this does make some
obstruction in the blood; this cross-gartering -
but what of that? If it please the eye of one, it is
with me as the very true sonnet is: \'Please one and please all\'.';}
if (quote==4) {quotation='OLIVIA: Here, wear this jewel for me, \'tis my picture.
Refuse it not, it hath no tongue to vex you.
And, I beseech you, come again tomorrow.';}
if (quote==5) {quotation='VIOLA: (aside) Pray God defend me! A little thing would
make me tell them how much I lack of a man.';} if (quote==6) {quotation='ANTONIO: This comes with seeking you.
But there\'s no remedy, I shall answer it.
But what will you do, now my necessity
Makes me to ask your for my purse?';}
if (quote==7) {quotation='VIOLA: Methinks his words do from such passion fly
That he believes himself; so do not I?
Prove true, imagination, O, prove true -
That I, dear brother, be now ta\'en for you!';}
document.write(quotation);
}